Australia Panic

Talk cock sing song 16

VICE PRESIDENT In a conference, three scientists, an American, a German, and an Indonesian, were talking among themselves and bragging about the technological advances their respective countries have achieved in the field of medicine.

Says the American, "In Washington, there was a baby boy born without arms so we attached artificial arms on him. And now that he's grown, he has become an Olympic professional boxer and a gold medalist at that!"

The German replied, "That's nothing to what we have done. Back in Berlin, there was a baby girl born without legs so we attached a pair of artificial legs on her. Now she is a three-time marathon gold medalist in the Olympics!!"

The Indonesian interjects, "Is that all you have, just gold medalists? In Pare-Pare, South Sulawesi, we had a baby boy born without a HEAD! We attached a COCONUT and is now the Vice-President of the Indonesia!!!"

posted by Gabriel Chan @ 3:58 PM